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State Line Tack
 
this is the front of the free shirt which is further described below.

this is the back of the free shirt which is further described below.


Explanation

High Horse

State Line Tack ⇒ is an online horse products retailer owned and operated by pet commerce site corporation TABcom ⇒. Previously, the retailer was a subsidiary of PetSmart {I Had A Lively Leapin, Knowingly Nurtured, Playfully Pampered, Purrfectly Priced, Bright ‘N Bubbly, Gorgeously Groomed, Totally Trained Time At PetSmart} which operated State Line Tack departments within some PetSmart stores along with standalone brick and mortar State Line Tack stores. The name is derived from the combination of the original store being located in Plainstow, New Hampshire on the Massachusetts border and tack being the collective name for horse equipment and accessories.

The three two logos on the back of the shirt relate to products made by Vita Flex ⇒. Glutasyn Pure was a formulated horse mother’s milk replacement. Equinyl ⇒ is horse arthritis medicine. Donor Clare* was given this shirt after the purchase of Vita Flex products for her two horses.

Charley Horse

I am not sure when the stains on the front of this shirt appeared. Nor am I sure as to what the stains are. I tend to wear this shirt when I know that I am going to be bumming around.

Dark Horse

I like this shirt. This is possibly because I have no interest in horses thereby making this shirt an exposure to a scene that I am not ever going to join. Horses cost a bunch of labor, money, and time that I would rather spend doing nearly anything else due to a lack of interest. Do not mistake my apathy for hate or dislike; I simply just do not care enough to have any feelings.

Coming up with germane content for this dossier is difficult, but that does not mean that I am apathetic to the shirt. I actually like the simplicity of the design. Fortunately, no one with equestrian interests has ever engaged me in conversation starting with this shirt. What could I even say?

Nonetheless, probably because I did not understand the shirt at donation time, it easily fit into my rotation of shirts.

 
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