Inner Circle is a local restaurant chain that is renowned in the area for making satisfactory Italian food. Nowadays, I usually go there to challenge one of my co-workers in air hockey. My vastly superior skill in such a game makes him feel like he is walking into a punishment area every time we play. Inner Circle used to have a table that was poorly lit but the air from the air hockey table was just right. Inner Circle no longer has the air hockey table at the particular location I was speaking of. I do not think they ever had one at any of the other locations. The air hockey table was replaced by a billiards table that is correctly lit.

I recall going to another Inner Circle after ultimate frisbee games in the summer of 2003. I enjoyed pineapple juice after hours of running myself silly. This was the same Inner Circle that when I was unemployed I saw "Now Hiring Fri Fish" on the marquee. Even though I was not a Friday fish, I figured that I was broke enough to give Inner Circle a shot. So I go in and ask for an application. The gentleman hands me the application and a pen. I say thank you and start to walk away. He tells me that I have to fill it out inside. I thank him, but inform him that they will not get me as a dishwasher unless I can fill the application outside of the establishment. He tells me "that is not how we do things around here." I then told him "I don't care," and walked out.

Donor Dale informed me that his idea on how the pit stains occurred is that High Shorts (the seed) wore the shirt before he did. The shirt was then given to him with the pit stains. Maybe wearing those shorts up so high causes one's armpits to bleed or something silly like that.