Crabby Cakes

Big Pecker’s Bar & Grille is a dive bar located in Ocean City, Maryland. I understand that the location serves alcohol and bar food with the addition of seafood. I have not been to this bar so I have no direct experience as to the quality of the atmosphere, food, or service.

Man Parts

Through research, I uncovered that Big Pecker’s is one of three dive bars owned by a Burke family that likes to give their business ventures names that include sexual innuendo. The other location owned by the family is one building that contains both the Brass Balls Saloon and the Bad Ass Cafe. A business decision seems too have been made to forgo dignity in order to obtain merchandise sales.

The American Society Of Mechanical Engineers {Annual ASME Golf Outing 2000} dossier has another joke about anatomy that I prefer to the joke on this shirt. The other shirt’s humor is less immediate and the design is very amateur. This shirt has a professionally designed logo embroidery to transmit a obvious insinuation. There is less to think and laugh about with this shirt.

Take A Walk On The Boardwalk

Ocean City is a busy tourist city during the summer and a sleepy village come winter. People go for the weather and to chill.

I do write from experience having paid a visit to Ocean City in my early teenage years. I went with a group that included members of three families. This was my first vacation anywhere. I was excited to go. I did not like spending money even back then, however, and was disappointed in having to spend money in order to do anything. I clearly walking up and down the beach and Boardwalk area, challenging the Atlantic Ocean to do something right before a wave came in, and sending postcards from Ocean City to some friends that only got delivered after my return back home.

There are so many local businesses in the area that it is impossible for me to remember having seen Big Pecker’s or not. At the time, I would have been to young to be granted entry, but juvenile enough to have been impressed with the name.

Information

Shirt Facts

Acquisition Date: May 12, 2006 (<Old New>)
Color: Green*
Donor: Donor, Receiver, & Proofreader Brian*
Freedom Quotient (?): 1*
Location (Geo-Political): Ocean City, Mayland, USA (38.39460, -75.06298)
Location (Made In): Mexico*
Material: Cotton*
Method of Delivery: In Person*
Presentation of Design: Embroidery*
Size: XL*
Sleeve Length: Short*
Transparency: Non-sponsored & Unauthorized*

Fun Statistic

Average erect penis length, in inches: 5.5