Correspondence

In case you care to initiate private communication, you can input the information into the provided form below. Feel free to respond as you see fit. Whether you have information about shirts that you plan to donate, unbridled praise or petty complaint, I am open to reading your correspondence.

Turnaround time and tone will vary depending upon the quality of information that you provide me and random circumstance of my life.

This form utilizes a Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart ⇒ to lower the amount of communication received from robots acting on behalf of people with nefarious intentions. I am sorry if this extra step bothers the human reader. This additional barrier to data entry is one that I must insist upon if I am going to offer this otherwise convenient method of communication.

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